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April 5, 2013 by Sten Johansson

Hitchhiking from Sweden to Africa (Chapter Two)

Hitchhiking from Sweden to Africa (Chapter Two)
April 5, 2013 by Sten Johansson

A LOST BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY

Africa. The next day, I hitchhiked on. I stopped in British-colony Gibraltar. When I saw a ferry that went to Morocco, I thought, Africa! I decided to head in that direction, thinking it would be fun to see another continent. Anyway, the ferry was cheap.

Welcome to Hashish Country

I stepped ashore in AFRICA! and was greeted by men who smoked kif hashish. It was legal to grow hashish in Morocco, so I saw more of it later on.

I headed east through the Rif mountains. One day, I was picked up by two brothers in a Mercedes. They offered that I stayed with them in their hashish farm, where they produced around 200 kilograms of hashish a year. The brothers transport their product over the mountains and down to the coast on a donkey, and then over to Spain by boat.

An Opportunity to Work as a Drug Smuggler

We sat in their home and smoked under the light of an oil lamp. The other brother was f*cked up after many years of using. After talking for some time, I was eventually invited to take part in their smuggling activities. They would take the risk of transporting the goods and I would pay when the hashish was delivered in Spain. I could decide how much I wanted.

We ate and smoked. When it was time for me to go to bed, they left half a kilo of hashish on the table in my room so I that could supply myself during the night. The following day, the brothers took me around the fields and showed me how they extracted the hash oil. I left them alone and went on. Maybe I missed out on a good deal there…

Being Dubbed the White Devil

Up in the Rif Mountains, I met the teacher Khalid. He told me to stay with him, and so I did. He was a teacher in a country house in the middle of the mountains. That was their school. When the kids saw me, they screamed, “He is the white devil!”

Khalid calmed the kids down and after a while, they accepted me as a mere mortal. I sat in the back of the classroom after giving the promise that I would not kill or eat any of the kids. Khalid smoked tobacco while he checked the kids’ homework, puffing out clouds before their coughing faces.

While in the middle of his lesson, Khalid fell asleep. The kids looked at me, momentarily forgetting that they were afraid of me. I coughed hard and managed to rouse Khalid. At the end of the day, the kids were no longer afraid of the white Satan. They were laughing and pinching me in my hairy arms. There were a lot of smiles and goodbyes as they disappeared into their long walk home to their villages somewhere far away from the school in the middle of the Rif mountains.

Meanwhile, back in Khalid’s house, I had the biggest hail storm I had ever experienced. The hail and ice were the size of golf balls. I was very lucky that I was under a roof. Hail of this intensity had hurt a lot of people before.

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